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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 06:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Wout van Aert rode harder than ever on the Finestre to help deliver Simon Yates to Giro d’Italia victory - Cycling Weekly

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Denise Austin’s 5 Habits to Tackle Stubborn Belly Fat - Eat This Not That

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why did Lord Shiva lust after Mohini - how can he be the supreme and worthy of devotion if he did such a thing?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Testosterone heightens men’s sensitivity to social feedback and reshapes self-esteem - PsyPost

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Trump's U.S. Steel decision may come later than expected - Axios

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Scientists Successfully Simulate Bizarre Phenomenon Where "Light Appears to be Generated from Darkness - The Debrief

No, not a chance

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Samsung is struggling to sell the Galaxy S25 Edge - SamMobile

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do I want to give up on men?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

No way

What one thing makes someone a very mature person?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?