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10.06.2025 06:56

Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Testosterone heightens men’s sensitivity to social feedback and reshapes self-esteem - PsyPost
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do I want to give up on men?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
No way
What one thing makes someone a very mature person?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?